I am going to go ahead and put this out there– this is the most exciting/horrible thing I have EVER heard of. In my whole fucking life. A few weeks ago my best friend told me about this new way of getting high. Me being me, I was very excited because I love being Ahead […]
A few of my favorite DC Bloggers, LiLu, Lemmonex, and Restaurant Refugee, are hosting an elegant get together at an adult establishment next week and it would be just lovely if you could join us. It promises to be an entertaining night, and there are so many of you I would love to meet and […]
During my senior year of high school I had been dating a guy for quite a while, so obviously we were getting down. (sidenote: insert my favorite canadian pop song that both JD and Ben posted because it’s so fucking awesome) So one day my bf stayed home from school because he was all sicky […]
Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! ________________ This story isn’t gross like my norms, but it’s a story […]
Yesterday I spent an HOUR trying to show a coworker how to open and print a PDF document. She didn’t want to download adobe acrobat because her “computer might be full and I wouldn’t want it to replace all of the important information.” I checked. She is using 7 GB out of 100 GB. I […]
Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! So. Sometimes I do stupid things. This story isn’t so much TMI […]
One of my favorite things in the whole wide world is eating Brunch. There’s just something about sleeping in and still getting breakfast food. McDonald’s–get with it. Please serve breakfast later (I’m thinking like 1ish) on the weekends. But no matter how much I enjoy brunch when I’m actually eating it, I regret it later. […]
Oh, high school. How I miss you and your sexually adventurous ways. The story I am going to tell today happened right after I started having sex. I was 16 and dating a much more “mature” (polite way of saying manwhore) guy who knew his way around the ropes. (what the fuck does that even […]
Now that you have some background music for your reading, I can tell you about my problem. I need a job. No, no–don’t worry I still have my current job. I just need a career, and because I’m lazy I’m leaving it up to everyone else to pick one for me. I am about to […]
Ugh, life is hard–and by life I mean Monday through Friday. My weekend was amazing, but my feet are covered in blisters. From this fact alone you can narrow my activities down to a) acting out the scene from The Office where Michael challenges everyone to walk on hot coals, b) going all annie lennox […]